The 30 most illogical things that only Riot can think of (P2)

1. Sylas remained in prison for ten years and was chained but still shaving and six-pack abs

According to the plot, Sylas had been in jail for more than 10 years and most of that time he was in jail and had no access to the outside world.

But after 10 years, Sylas’s beard is still too neat and beautiful. Not only that, with a poor diet in prison he still has a muscular, plump six-pack. Meanwhile, with Marvel, only 2 years that Thor from a 6 pack has become like Gragas’s beer belly. What an injustice that is not slight, isn’t it?

2. Pyke dives on the shore

Like Nami – a mermaid can swim freely on the shore. Pyke also has a diving skill but is in the air. Although disappearing on the ground, but his diving action makes many people think he is swimming in the sea. However, Riot has also made this move more realistic when greening the screen of the player.

3. Draven’s axe is thrown and still back

If for a boomerang-like Sivir this is extremely normal, the Draven’s rotating axe is quite confusing. Have you ever wondered if a sharpened, sharpened hatchet would stab into your body if it could bounce back? Of course not. But as this guy said “welcome to the League of Draven” and here we will only play in his logical format only.

4. Corki flies in a helicopter but can’t get past the wall and Trap of Teemo

Perhaps with a champion equipped with both a plane and a short-range missile, he should be assigned a proper flying speed and true flying ability.

5. Jinx carries 3 guns and still runs very fast

Perhaps not Illaoi or Vi, Jinx is one of the strongest female champions in League. Illaoi is too big and Vi has a glove that can adjust the weight, though very heavy, but when looking at Jinx, a skinny girl has three guns! With just one gun, a man was difficult to carry, but she also wore 2 more guns.

Not only that, after defeating the enemy champion she can also run like a pre-programmed electrical machine. The only thing that can explain this is that the grass in Runnetera is also capable of increasing excitement just like real life. So let your generals stand near the bush to be like Jinx!

5. Katarina wields two knives and unleashes a whole bunch of knives

Katarina is capable of hacking like Gragas. With only two daggers in her body proved very reasonable at the first level when throwing and picking up extremely skilful knives. However, when she used her ultimate from the two knives at the beginning, she turned into a knife-throwing machine as she threw heaps of daggers around ???

7. Vladimir sucks blood from machines and rocks

Vladimir is famous for his nickname vampire. If compared to the normal human race, sucking their blood is nothing to say. But Vladimir drains the blood of objects that have no blood at all. A pure stone of Malphite is also drawn blood, a steam robot can also turn water into blood.

8. Wukong has 72 spells but only 4 in League of Legends

Wukong is famous for 72 magical powers, but when he joins the Alliance he can only use 4 correct spells. Perhaps this is to reduce his power, because if there are 72 traditional magic, League of Legends will be crushed by Wukong.

9. Stone + iron sword = Phage, 2 sticks out 1 hat

In addition to making the gunner use a sword, Riot also creates extremely irony formula. From components like the Stone or the Long Sword, we will have a Wooden Hammer, or just having two magician sticks will have a super nice hat like in Harry Potter. This matching is an illogical part that is always present in Moba games, but it is easier to remember and gamers are more familiar than the logical formulas of Math Physics and Chemistry in school. What a confusing thing!

10. Lissandra controls the ice and remains frozen by Ashe’s ult

Despite being a magician boss controlling Ice, Lissandra is easy to be frozen by the ice herself. Apart from freezing herself with her ultimate, Lissandra is easily frozen by Anivia, Ashe, or Sejuani and stiffens for quite a long time. Strictly speaking, this makes sense because if you could control the enemy’s Ice, the Freljord’s civil war would probably have ended from the start.

11. Camille’s legs are extremely sharp but cannot tear the boots

Having surgery with extremely sharp legs and upgrading the body with magic, Camille is one of the weirdest champions when wearing swords with their feet. But with such sword on the leg, wearing shoes is not only a crime because it will tear off the shoes in a blink of an eye, but also makes Camille’s combat ability greatly limited. Despite the logic, Camille has almost no damage after wearing shoes. These are the true truths of Riot!

12. Twisted Fate’s cards deal more damage than the Solar Flare of Leona

Coming to the next absurd we have a comparison of magic damage between Pick a Card and Solar Flare. It is sure that new players will choose Solar Flare, because directing a stream of solar energy on the opponent is definitely more than a card in the face. But in addition to stunning slowly, his card can deal more damage and restore mana to the owner.

13. “Through” can pass through the wall

Another absurd thing is the walls of League of Legends. It is not known what material they are but it can be easily passed by the “through” skill.

And with the generals always in the air, they were not allowed to pass. It is true that the map of LoL always contains inexplicable new technologies.

14. Master of Shadows was thrown in the face by Dark Sovereign

Despite being the Master of Shadows, Zed lets Dark Sovereign throw shadows in the face. Not only that, both of them are scared when being used by Nocturne use R, which should have made them stronger.

15. Tahm Kench swallows huge objects

Just a dwarf catfish but he has a stomach and mouth muscles are compared to a cave is no different from the magical pocket of Doremon. Even huge things like Cho’Gath 15 stack, Galio, Malphite thousands of tons were easily put into his mouth. Perhaps the concept of size and weight has only been added for fun by Riot Games.